Whipped Topping

The act of jerking off on the toilet while taking a shit so that you cum on a fresh turd cake.

Friend: Are you taking a shit?

You: I was why?

Friend: Well what are you doing now, jerking off?
You: Yeah that's exactly what I'm doing.

Friend: Seriously?

You: Yeah it's called a whipped topping

Don't flush until you've hit it with the whipped topping.

by Random acts of weirdness August 12, 2024

Dick whipped

The female equivalent of being pussy whipped. This happens when a guy fucks a woman so much better than any other guy she's ever met has, she'll do anything to get more dick from him. She'll do chores for him, like clean and cook for him. She won't be bitchy or cause unnecessary drama. She'll treat him with the utmost respect. Even if he doesn't treat her well.

Girls bend over backwards and treat Paul like a celebrity. They cook dinner for him. They clean his apartment and iron his clothes, even though he treats them like shit. They must be dick whipped.

by JJBravo June 19, 2024

whip

Slang term for amphetamine

What drugs you bringing tonight?
I' ve got a gram of whip

by harrys2812 July 29, 2022

Sick Whip

Your piece of shit car that you call a sick whip, when in all reality, it's a hoopty.

Person 1: Dayum look at my sick whip!
Person 2: I hope you're referring to the Ferrari or the Lamborghini parked next to that crappy Batmobile that I REALLY hope you aren't referring to..
Person 1: Damn straight, and that "piece o' shite Batmobile" is my sick whip bro!

by RedRabbit1987 March 6, 2019

Whip

" Whip" is a slang term that means to a Car or a Vehicle

Ok, hop in the whip

by Jasinnnnnn January 7, 2024

whip crack

The sound every episode of Johnny Test makes every 1-3 seconds

"I couldn't sleep due to hearing constant whip cracks from watching two seasons of Johnny Test"

by swag9001 June 15, 2024

Hair Whip

A hair whip is hair that is in some sort of braid or a pony-tale that whips you in the face when a person quickly moves his or her head back and forth quickly.

Person 1: Sorry,sorry, did i hit you? *to the person behind*

Person 2: Yes im ok thanks, nice hair whip by the way.

by Sorry, Sorry, NOT SORRY April 27, 2017