Croots Salad

A type of man who indulges in meaningless discourse to provoke people to react on his sexual exploits with minors.

Croots is a corruption of the word "croutons" mixed bits in salad.

"he is a croots salad"

by Urduja Lansaguin June 9, 2022

Deviled egg salad

When a man ducks a woman's ass. He pulls out then places one testicle in her ass and they other in her vagina.

Heather " do u want some deviled egg salad?"
Michael " wait so you want me to fuck your dumper, pull out and stuffed one ball in your ass and stuck the other on your pussy?"
Heather " umm... Ok that will work!"

by Cupcakefacekilla187 March 7, 2021

cesar salad

a joke that became popular amongst fans of the mandela catalogue, the joke originating from the name of a character who appeared first in volume 1 of the mandela catalogue, cesar torres.

random TMC fan: cesar torres more like cesar salad

by hey im here February 20, 2023

meatball salad

A meatball salad occurs when you tuck your balls back and they lick your balls and your asshole at the same time.

After dinner, Charlene asked for a meatball salad. I've never had one but she claims to enjoy them regularly and its a dish to die for.

by Dr Salad January 31, 2021

Fruit Salad

The sexual act of alternating between eating someone's ass and licking their balls.

"Dude, I hear Michael tossed your salad last night"
"Oh he didn't just get the salad, he got a FRUIT salad"
"Oh he worked the balls too? Niiiice."

by Salad-Lover September 7, 2020

Cookie Salad

A side dish that consists of every kind of cookie known to mankind mixed with marshmallow whip.

Sister in law: "I brought a cookie salad!" Me: " That's not a salad, that's diabetes".

by HamSandwhich666 December 15, 2017

fruit salad yummy yummy

fruit salad. yummay yummay

fruit salad yummy yummy

Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
Fuck out my way when you see me
I'm rollin' with the LGBT
I'm rollin' with the LGBT

by sungmello March 22, 2021