Texas blow job

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.

come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job

by Tiggol biddies August 28, 2009

Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo

After fucking a woman for a few hours to loosen her up, use her ass to warm up some BBQ sauce and her pussy to store blue cheese dressing. The woman then stands on her head and you invite the boys over to enjoy some chicken wings. Garnish to taste. Serves 4.

Now that Alice's syphilis is cleared up, all the boys wanna come over for a Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo party. Tim, you better throw more wings in the oven!

by FluffyTDGP February 23, 2009

texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 27, 2011

East Texas Gravy Boat

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out

I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

by Dr. DubWalker October 25, 2015

muddy Texas winged prodding

dress up like batman with a utility belt, a cattle prod, a spray can and a gun and run around at night and when you see someone shit on him or her then spray them with your spray can and start beating them senseless then zap them with your cattle prod and then murder them with your gun.

Batman: hey robin wanna do some late night muddy Texas winged prodding?

Robin: fuck you and your BDSM fetishes.

by weedhead11111111111111111 April 17, 2018

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 18, 2015