weed-nerd

A nerd who likes weed

guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt

guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game

guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah

by caydublu September 16, 2018

Complicated Weed Triangle

When smoking weed in a circle, but passing in triangles to bypass the non-stoners. But at least it's not as awkward as a love triangle.

We aren't passing it in a circle, we are paying in a complicated weed triangle

by TreeeeeeZ September 18, 2018

Weed

The one thing you need to smoke every day

"Smoke weed every day"

by 5583 October 8, 2018

Bruh ma weed

You say bruh ma weed when ya mom finds ya weed under ya bed and burns it.

Mom: I found your weed. You ain't going out for 10 years!
Me: Bruh ma weed

by BruhMaWeed May 8, 2018

Weed Thumbs

When you’re higher than giraffe balls and your thumbs stop working.

Urban Dictionary people: this submission took me like 8 minutes to type because my edible gave me weed thumbs and I’m higher than giraffe balls and I hate spelling mistakes

by DrMillerLite August 22, 2022

Weed-Wacker

Racial slur for Hispanics, due to the fact that they stereotypically work on gardening.

shut the fuck up, Weed-Wacker, go back over the border

by Mexicanboy88 August 24, 2022

weed dell

That dude:
Bad motherfucker:

That nigga weed dell is looking for yo ass!

by IDGT314 August 29, 2022