Me Time

"Me Time" refers to time spent alone, often to masterbate and watch pornographic material.

Dave - "Pete I am just off back to my room, I will see you in a bit mate".

Pete - "Are you off for some Me Time, you dirty little boy"

by hairy scary mary July 1, 2009

time suck

waste of time

Waiting in line at the DMV was a total time suck.

by Anonymous October 30, 2002

guy time

When men have quality time together, and do "guy" things. This is usually referred to when a guy wants to hang out with his friends. A man might tell his girl friend or significant other that he's about to or would like to participate in this.

"Hey babe, me and my friends are gonna have some guy time this week..."

by Meshagirl92 March 31, 2014

Prison Time

When you are a senior and get a freshman pregnant.

I had prison time.

by That stud 1128 May 20, 2018

monk time

when, after sex, a man turns and goes to sleep.

after Marc and Stacey finished having sex Marc needed his monk time,so he turned around and went to sleep

by ely123456 April 25, 2011

time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

Holy Time

This is the time between when you send out an e-mail joke to your co-workers, and when people are supposed to start laughing out load.

I sat anxiously in "Holy Time" as I replied to the re-org announcement with with a hidden Rick Roll link.

by eugoh November 10, 2009