St. Mark's School of Texas

the most old money private school in dallas

-Which school does he go to?

-St. Mark's School of Texas

-His grandpa is probably an oil tycoon

by bobsegar May 07, 2009

Texas blow job

wen a smoker with a whole in their neck gives u a blow job with that whole in da neck.

come here honey an let me give u a texas blow job

by Tiggol biddies April 19, 2009

Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo

After fucking a woman for a few hours to loosen her up, use her ass to warm up some BBQ sauce and her pussy to store blue cheese dressing. The woman then stands on her head and you invite the boys over to enjoy some chicken wings. Garnish to taste. Serves 4.

Now that Alice's syphilis is cleared up, all the boys wanna come over for a Texas Fling-A-Wing Doo party. Tim, you better throw more wings in the oven!

by FluffyTDGP February 24, 2009

texas pete bottle rocket

When you dip your cock and/or balls in hot sauce, then insert it into a womans rectum.

Hey Oscar, what did you do last night?
Just gave your sister a texas pete bottle rocket.

by Buck Fush Poke Smot April 28, 2010

The Old Fashioned Texas Corkscrew

To kneel over an enemy and t-bag vigorously while spinning in circles.

Alex: Dude when I was playing CoD:BO I drop-shoted that camper and ran over to his body and gave him the old fashioned texas corkscrew.

by temeasesino October 28, 2011

East Texas Gravy Boat

The act of pouring gravy inside a woman's vagina then placing in a biscuit and eating it out

I was so hungry and horny the other day my girlfriend let me have a East Texas Gravy Boat.

by Dr. DubWalker September 08, 2015

South Texas Mud Packer

To take a solidified pack of used dip, ie Copenhagen mint long cut, and transferring it from your lip to the inside of a woman's vagina. Afterwards packing it in with your penis. Very dominant practice in the south.

Tim: hey did you do anythinh with that girl last week?

Tom: yeah I had a fat dip in and spit it in her vagina, then fucked her!
Tim: Ah! The ol south Texas mud packer!

by Tdawg May 17, 2015