Spider Webbing

Spider webbing is the act of cumming on a man's beard. This can be either done in a pattern or a straight shot, otherwise known as Charlotte's cumshot.

Person 1: "I am going to fuck the shit out of your stupid face you dirty man slut."
Person 2: "I want you to cover my face in your spider webbing while you tell me how small my cock is"
Person 3: "Im going to shove a shampoo bottle up your asshole"

by Cervix-cumtardi July 14, 2024

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Spider-Man Pop 1223

my awesome fuckin pop

hey did you see the spider-man pop 1223
yea that's fuckin awesome

by sigma skibidi rizzla July 23, 2024

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Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a bite less blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I pit a spider gag on him. (Also good for him to give a proper face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

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spider gag

a retractor guaranteeing a biteless blow job

Billy kept scraping my cock when he blew me so I put a spider gag on him. (Also good training for him to get used to face fucking!)

by anonymous August 14, 2024

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spiderlong

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.

by Spiderlong December 24, 2024

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