st patricks townsville

a school that is far better than maggots and iggy put together. while many are desperate for the attention of any male in a five-foot radius, the students aren't as stuck up as the students at schools like grammar and cathedral. An unfortunate side effect of being a st patties girl is the abundance of students that find an attraction to male teachers. st pats has its cliques; the rowers, the music cohorts, the anime kids, the smart kids, the stuck-up cathedral kids that couldn't make it at that school, and the assholes. Side effects may be: as previously stated, the male teacher attraction, the anger that the 'peasant schools' took over the iggy discos, always been seen as a whore because you talk to all the iggy boys, and the somehow strange ability to stalk any and every teacher online.

"where do you go?"
"St patricks townsville, why?"
"Which teacher?"
"...my math teacher"

by theslayestslaya June 16, 2022

St. John's wort

Might be a good alternative for anti-psychotica and anti-depressants
together with Chamomile and carrots it can do wonders !

You can make tea with St. John's wort

by mrpanda009 July 1, 2022

St Vincents two way

The St. Vincents two way is when you are having vaginal intercourse with a hermaphrodite while simultaneously masturbating the penis of the hermaphrodite.

"I gave my girlfriend the old St Vincents two way"

by Albert Pennyworth August 8, 2022

sts

sts = soapy tiddy snap

Her: I‘m going to shower rn
Him: Okay make sure to send me a ‚sts‘

by slipmaster August 11, 2022

st james high

one of the top schools in jamaica and also the most known school in st james… the canteen food there is very good i recommend getting a path ticket if u cant afford it.., best school in st james for its football,track and field better than cornwall college and herbert morrison gsym

“boy 1”: which school uniform is that
“boy 2”: its st james high one pf the greatest school in jamaica
“boy 1”: wow! i want to go there after primary school!

by immatic876 August 12, 2022

St Joes

St Joes is a stinky school for hoes

Did you hear about St Joes hoes?

by Stjoehoessuck August 15, 2022

St. Bonaventure’s Blessing

A bowel disorder, could be IBS, appendicitis, polyps, fecal incontinence, etc. Just a general term for any of them.

Named so because Bonaventure is the patron saint of bowel issues.

Person 1#: My dad just recieved St. Bonaventure’s blessing.

Person 2#: Shit, shit.

by MixedBag August 29, 2022