simp holster

The space between the bed and the wall you hide in when your girl is shooting her onlyfans or letting other dudes hit, but you don’t mind cause you know it’s her body her choice

Shushhh no talking in the simp holster!

by Somanyants August 30, 2022

simp holster

The space between the bed and the mattress you stay in when your girlfriend is doing her onlyfans show or when she’s letting other dudes hit it but you totally respect her choices, good man.

Don’t talk while you’re in the simp holster, you already made me so mad

by Somanyants August 30, 2022

Jotaro Simp

A old friend of mine that I really miss

I miss jotaro simp please am sorry

by Alex/power kid June 14, 2022

Savs Simps

a brain dead individual that white knights for e-coochi

Bro— don’t be like one of Savs simps ... they think they’re gonna hit it lmfao

by A black n white Cookie November 12, 2020

simping sage

When Saggy loves "Erin" to much.

Sage: *makes 100 tiktoks about Erin"
There Friends: u a simp

SIMPING SAGE🤦 ♀️

by Jaylovesballs March 05, 2022

Simp -est

Daoming Si

Your so whipped, Your obviously a Simp -est

by Kid from Somewhereland March 27, 2021

Biggest simp

Ella siddons

Girl: what does biggest simp mean
Boy: ella siddons

by Jsjshfjeed November 06, 2021