Purple-headed yogurt slinger

After constant masturbation or jerking off for over six hours because your girlfriend left you for your brother after finding out you have testicular cancer in which all of your cum becomes thick and purple just like your bruised nutsack.

After last night I was stuck with a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.
Bro I jerked off for so long I had a Purple-headed yogurt slinger.

by MayFucker March 26, 2019

Purple Headed Yoghurt Slinger

An insult to a gentleman. To call them a penis.

You jack are a purple headed yoghurt slinger

by SiFo4Life'O February 4, 2013

Purple Grape Gremlin Rat

Me(Kokichi Ouma)

Kokichi Ouma is a Purple Grape Gremlin Rat who is in love with the Emo Detective

by Lying_boi August 28, 2023

purple headed poop plow

Purple headed poop plow-- commonly refered to as a penis when used for anal sex.

I'm going to give that girl my purple headed poop plow.

by Pedro Carbejal October 21, 2015

Purple pickle up in the wind

A phrase that Ski mask the slump god uses to relate to his purple penis in the wind and bragging that he has the confidence to wip it out in the wind

She wants to see my purple pickle up in the wind

by Niguigi December 1, 2022

purple headed yogurt spitter

A purple headed yogurt spitter is a nickname for a man's genitalia.

"john looked down with a shy smile as Jenny took his purple headed yogurt spitter into her mouth with vigor"

by Stefan the English Man December 22, 2015

purple chunky coke dope

Purple heroin/fentanyl chunks with cocaine added for an extra rush

tyrone: i just injected purple chunky coke dope

justin: fascinating

by peanut coke plug November 5, 2022