Poo Warrior

The hero of the bathroom stalls. Tis not a bird, nor a plane.. it's the almighty Poo Warrior! He shall save you from the evil s-bomb (or at least clean it up for you). The Poo Warrior is a rather stingy fellow, who does not often allow one to take a wonderful west-coast-clearing dump in his urinals. He possesses the super power of being able to stop anyone from taking a dump whether you want to or not!

"Back away from that urinal, fiend! I, the almighty Poo Warrior, shall stop evildoers like you!"

by Stimar March 24, 2003

poo dragon

someone who possess the qualities of being prone to poo their own pants.

James is a huge poo dragon.

by poodrag June 9, 2009

Poo Truncheon

Used to describe a long, hardened length of feces that has all the necessary attributes of a certain type of law enforcement device.

'Good lord!, What a particularily savage looking poo truncheon my anus has decided to manifest in this here toilet bowl.'

by muckguppy November 18, 2007

Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008

poo manchu

when a woman has a bearded asshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.

yo I was just about to eat her asshole when I was stared in the face by her poo manchu

by jman31 February 21, 2009

warm poo

An ironic synonym for 'hot shit'.

My GOD that girl is warm poo! I think I've just splunged in my knickers.

by LukeT September 19, 2007

Caca-poo

A piece of poop that is very big and smelly. Used as an insult. Not an object. Often used in times of anger or frustration. Usually, a word comes before Caca-poo such as "stupid," to emphasize your statement.

Totally, he was such a stupid caca-poo today. Ugh.
That dumb caca-poo should poo in a caca.

by tiork June 13, 2018