Pirate

Older name for a Pastafarian. Commonly confused with Anti-ninjas, which is wrong, because ninja are Pastafarian too. There are even ninja-pirates. Not to be confused with pirate-ninja though, they are something entirely different.

Real Pirate: "Arrr, Hail the pasta!"

by direwolf December 3, 2014

Butt Pirate

Also known as the coon cunt. One who is really gay.

Ian is a Butt Pirate

by ricochetcrazyeyes April 13, 2011

Pirate eye

When someone farts in your eye and gives you pink eye. You have to wear an eye patch.

People are like: “Oh, shit, that girl got pirate eye! Back da fuhhk up!”, y’know what I’m sayin? y’know what I’m sayin?
KathleenLights JessiSmiles

by Phantom of the Megaplex February 24, 2018

Pirate Fanny

Dull, tense, missionary sex with a parrot up one's arse.

Brenda asked me to re-fill the dishwasher last night. Pirate fanny soon sorted that out.

by Capgrid4 February 1, 2017

Bizarre Pirates

A gang server that has been running for 7+ months games (ft. Grand piece online, Your bizarre adventure and many more!) a few months ago someone known as Ender chose someone to be a new owner for the server! The new owner, well known as Piclano. Everyone disliked him after he nuked the original server (Dababy empire) But now the server is well running with many people to make friends with!

We are going to ally with Bizarre Pirates!

by vexuin August 1, 2021

hitting a pirate's butt

becoming tired or fatigued, reaching the point of exhaustion. Derived from the more common "hitting a wall" expression.

I was out walking in the city all day and now I'm really hitting a pirate's butt!

by OberonTheGoat January 20, 2018

pirate

they'll steal your booty. gay put it in guys butts. sometimes takes.

your a pirate. you take it in the butt.

by burnt toast92 October 4, 2008