I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

phoned

like rlly high

“dudeeee i got so phoned last night i heard voices”

by 413X4 June 14, 2022

player phone

Somebody who's an asshole and cheats on girls

DAMN DUDE U GOT HELLA DUDES!
Yeah my girlfriend dosnt even know I have a player phone!

by Your average girl July 21, 2016

Smokey Phone Case

A phone case that smells a lot like what you've been smoking.

Dad this old phone you gave me is a smokey phone case!

by tackbackwards July 10, 2020

Phone

A phone is a electronic

Can i have my phone back please?

by SDirah April 23, 2021

Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.

At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.

by retrohgmr March 3, 2010

National Phone Day

This day your parents are finna have to give a free phone. If they say no tell the to look at this.

Jolie: Hey mom!
Mom: hey sweetie
Jolie: Its national phone day :')
Mom: No it isnt! 😠
Jolie: *shows*
Mom: Uhhh😥😥😥

by KrazyKid1019 September 30, 2021