The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.

My love, is the perfect girlfriend.

by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022

perfect fatty

When a women’s tits are bigger then her head and her stomach doesn’t come out past her tits

Bro, smashed out a perfect fatty last night, tits were slapping her in the face!

by MagooMajik June 29, 2022

perfection mwah

You, n04hduhs followers and mutuals, or people who like rezero, oh yeah definitely B)

perfection mwah means the best or most high quality of something

by n04hduh March 19, 2021

Perfect seal

The perfect seal. Every oriface that can be used for sex is used at 1 time.3 cocks one girl

Slut wants to get fucked by 3 guys at once so they give her the perfect seal

by Leon.c October 05, 2017

Catch perfect

To get the card you need to win. To complete the set of five in poker. Catch perfect.

"Guess what. I got the eight of spades, i win!"
"Damn, what a catch perfect."

by Jean Albæk January 26, 2017

Go For A Perfect on Remix 8

To go for a perfect on Remix 8 means to drain all your sanity from you.

Person A: Yo, someone told me to go for a perfect on Remix 8.
Person B: Don't you mean "drain all your sanity"?
Person A: Oh, right.
Person C: (sees person a traveling towards their home at 999,999,999 km per hour)

by XnopytAAAAAAAAAA May 28, 2023

Perfect cock

8 inches of Jason Bonham.

I was on top of his perfect cock and couldn't stop coming.

by Daddyskitten86 February 28, 2022