poo in the shoe

the stupidest phrase in the entire world

Drew Miller is not poo in the shoe

by deeznuts218953629 February 20, 2012

Poo Warrior

The hero of the bathroom stalls. Tis not a bird, nor a plane.. it's the almighty Poo Warrior! He shall save you from the evil s-bomb (or at least clean it up for you). The Poo Warrior is a rather stingy fellow, who does not often allow one to take a wonderful west-coast-clearing dump in his urinals. He possesses the super power of being able to stop anyone from taking a dump whether you want to or not!

"Back away from that urinal, fiend! I, the almighty Poo Warrior, shall stop evildoers like you!"

by Stimar March 24, 2003

poo dud

An extra butthole that does not work. Some people have these and its a shame.

Can also be used to belittle a person.

you mean he has an asshole that doesn't work? Like a poo dud?

You little poo dud.. you ate my last Oreo.

by iCutter September 20, 2009

Poo-linky

The act of poo falling down the stairs in a slinky like motion.

The Poo-linky could be a single turd flipping end over end down the stairs, or diarrhea cascading down the stairs.

by scotche December 2, 2009

Ten in the Poo

Double anal fisting

"Dude, she's such a ho, she took ten in the poo and I still didn't touch the sides!"

by circuit38 December 14, 2009

Flexi-Poo

A definition used when an employee who works on a flexible basis, 'clocking' in and out to make up their required hours, purposely leaves their clock on to have a poo.

"I'm holding it in until 5.00pm, so I can have a Flexi-Poo."

by Adam FJ & Chris W January 31, 2008

poo dangle

When fecal matter hangs from your anus.

When you take a crap and the poo dosen't quite fall into the toilet and it just kind of hangs there. Thats what the poo do it dangle - poo dangle.

by deRutte November 13, 2007