Toilet brush

APPARENTLY TOILETPAPER IS JUST NOT ENOUGH FOR SOME PEOPLE, I THINK ILL STICK TO TOILET PAPER THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Jared:we’re all out of toilet paper…
Steve: Well, I guess I’ll just use the toilet brush today.

by No your pseudonym November 17, 2021

skibidi toilet syndrome

this syndrome can be easily diffused between toddlers, the symptoms can be:
1: getting inside boxes and toilets, or any containers
2: when getting inside any containers, the start singing a song that goes "skibidi dop dop dop.."
3: when going on their ipads, and going on youtube, you can only see skibidi toilet videos

guy n1: bro, why is my cousin going inside boxes and singing a meme song?
guy n2: bro he has skibidi toilet syndrome

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Toilet Bowl

A Football game that has two very bad teams going against each other.

Commentator: “Good evening, everyone! Tonight we have the 2-8 New England Patriots taking on the 3-8 New York Giants!

Fan: This game is going to be a very bad toilet bowl.

by Walker26 November 20, 2023

Skibidi (toilet) / Škibidi

The word "Skibidi" originated from a scat singing verse of the song "Dom Dom Yes Yes" by Biser King and was popularized through a series of short form YouTube videos by user DaFuq!?Boom!. In linguistics it is commonly referred to as a nonsense word, because it conveys no actual meaning and is used solely for phonetic nicification, mostly sarcastically. Although it has no definite meaning, it can change that of a sentence and its effect varies slightly based on its context.

In the original version of the song it is pronounced as "Škibidi", which sounds like "Shkibidi"; this original pronunciation is found mostly in the Middle East and eastern Europe, though usually less frequently than the english adaption of it.

Aiden: "Have you seen the baddie that i bagged just yesterday man? She is FREAKY!"
Jermaine: "Damn bro, she fine as hell! You got that rizz, bro."
Aiden: "Skibidi rizz!"

Skibidi (Toilet) / Škibidi

by hirotrupp August 17, 2024

Dutch Toilet

the act of firmly pressing your anus against your partner’s vaginal opening and farting into it.

“Oh my god, Angela!!!! Taylor totally gave me a Dutch Toilet last night, and now it smells like their hotdog farts when I queef”.

by saak'ma johnson January 25, 2025

Toilet Paper

Paper designed for wiping your ass but will most likely no longer exist once the coronavirus is gone.

Son: "Dad, we are out of toilet paper!"

Dad: "Sorry son but every store in america is out of toilet paper, so you are just going to have to wipe your ass with your hand."

by bL0BbY BiTcH March 24, 2020

Toilet Sipping

A particularly tasty activity which consists of bringing a plastic or metal drinking straw into a public washroom, inserting the straw into an unflushed toilet bowl or urinal, and drinking whatever is in it. Bethesda's Fallout series makes use of toilet sipping in the form of in-game health regeneration with the option to drink from toilets, urinals, sewage tunnels, etc. However, you will not gain extra health or energy by toilet sipping in reality, in fact you will lose health and energy at an alarming rate and likely die in a week.

Person 1: "Eugh, what is on your breath? Don't tell me you've been toilet sipping again dude, you know that shit'll kill you."

Person 2: "Trust me, that holy nectar is worth every risk."

by KingDededededede April 7, 2020