New Rules Of The Internet

A remake of the rules of the internet, made to better fit today.

If the rule is changed example one:
1. please explain this joke I don’t get it
2. New rule 12
1. Wat?
2. Look up new rules of the internet

If the rule is the same as the regular rules of the internet example 2:
1. Do you know any porn of this?
2. I’m not that into it, but try to add rule 34
1. Nothing…..
2. Rule 35

1. Oh.

by You’reasimp June 12, 2021

nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).

Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"

by Mick Halo November 2, 2008

Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.

- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism

by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024

Internet Explorer

A browser that lets you go to google.com and download Chrome

As soon as I booted up my new PC, I hopped on Internet Explorer and downloaded Chrome

by the random. June 25, 2022

Internet Suicide

The act of erasing all traces of yourself from the internet including deleting all your accounts.

After being harassed everyday, he decided to commit internet suicide.

by Shugunou March 8, 2023

internet mindset

Internet Mindset is a term used to describe how eager people are to see rule34 or some kind of weird fetishes of a certain person or thing

Bro 1: ayo bruh you seen insert show, movie, anime here
Bro 2: yea bruh wish that there was some bondage porn of insert character here
Bro 1: bruh you have a fucking internet mindset dawg

by ThatOneGuyWhoWatchesAnime July 19, 2019

Internet bitch

A girl that posts her self non stop , always on social media keeping up with celebrities, Probably has a snap score of A million with 300 unread messages

Chris : This girl Fine but she post way to much, should I still hit her up?

Bryce: nah bro she a Internet bitch you gone bet played .

by Niggalations 12345 January 19, 2022