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Glossy taco

Did you come here from "spray holo glitter" video? No? Lol. Well you can put glossy taco on your nails and cure that shit for a minute. But if you wanna be a good person just put a holo taco under a glossy taco! Cristine would be proud!
Don't eat a holo taco! I know it looks good but its not for eating! Unless you wanna die. But at least you'll die happy!
No rainbow is rainbow with out holo tacooo! Now we are gonna seal it with nice thick coat of glossy taco cause we are gonna add nail vinyls next!

Yeees bishh!
by 2nd biggest holosexual August 21, 2018
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Glossy taco

Glossy/high shine nail topcoat
"My nails still had a rough texture so I had to add another glossy taco to smooth them out"

"Man, this new glossy taco dries super fast!"
by Cosmic_queen August 14, 2017
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Zombie Taco

Eating a 3 hour old cream pie out of a girls vag
by Cfftiuffff November 11, 2018
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[Taco Bell]

The Mexican food only for people who wants to destroy their enemies houses with wet shit.
15 years ago..
Bully: lol u suck Derk
Derk: I'll go to Taco Bell then go to ur house and shit all over your house
Bully:Okay loser
Derk goes to bully's house
Derk: Time 2 go to the bathroom
Derk goes to the bathroom and sits in the toilet
Derk: Nuclear poop in 3...2...1...!!!!
Derk shits all over the place
by reallynigga69 January 26, 2019
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taco molester

A straight (non-gay) man or boy, or one who has sex with women. Derogatory.
What if your boy was a taco molester? Would you still talk to him?
by ezx July 29, 2008
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glossy taco

when that fucking PUSSY GETS WET AND HOLOGRAPHIC LOOKING BUDDY BOY
dude "yeah bro its been months since I've gotten some good fucking box ya feel me homie G'
dude 2 "nah dawg i dont fucking feel you, Christines got that glossy fucking taco looking like a gad dam cd all shiny and holographic"

Glossy Taco: A females reproductive sexual organ aka her fucking pussy you dweeb, when it gets wet from sexual arousal it gets nice glossy and sticky like a nice glossy meat taco okay dude?
by Sickkent YuckyTucky April 18, 2018
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taco fingers

When you insert your fingers into a woman's vagina in preparation for oral or traditional sex, and she is either just beginning or just ending her period. The woman will likely have a tangy smell to her vagina and some crusty goo as well.

When you pull your fingers out, after some good deep penetration, you find that there is clotted blood, fungus, crusted cheesy creamy goo and small hairs all over your fingers. The combination of these substances on your fingers resembles having run your fingers through a warm ground beef taco, cheesy enchilada or bean burrito.
I had my girl so warm and wet, ready for me to pop her good, but when I pulled my fingers out I had the chunkiest Taco Fingers ever! No fear thoough, I wiped them off and hit it good. Andalay!

Andalay Puta!
by Arbbunny April 25, 2016
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