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New Jersey 

The great state that ended up being the play toy of the fucking idiots of MTV and the Jersey Shore. A show that has no point to exist and should be thrown off air immediately and no I'm not from joisey.
Hey where you from.
New Jersey
Oh youz from Joizey
No, I'm from New Jersey. You need special ed-classes.
New Jersey by A Rebel October 14, 2010

New Hyde Park 

You can smell it before you see it. This town has more Indians than Mumbai. When there is not some Levitt house remodled into a sad excuse for a suburban McMansion (that somehow contains 15 indian families from Queens) it contains many smaller ranch homes and levitt houses comprised of Irish and Guidos that often breed together to create a super race of white trash called. The town is really racist (kind of like this submission - so its befitting) and is full of Neoconservatives and white trash Republicans. In fact this town is so stuck in 1950s America, I could have sworn I remembered WWII.
Me: New Hyde Park sucks, its full of white trash, Indians, Italians, Irish, and half Irish-Italians that think they belong in the Sopranos. Thats why I am moving to LA.

New England Patriots 

The worst team in the world ever to play football.
The New England Patriots suck !!!!

new york yankees 

the greatest sports franchise known to man, the one and only, the cream of the crop, every boston fan's worst nightmare. witnessing a game in the bronx is better than sex. one might get chills down their spine when the phrase" YANKEE--BASEBALL" is uttered by 52,000 strong during a game in the mecca of sports-yankee stadium.
"what does a hot dog and beer taste like in fenway park during a game in october?"--nobody knows...
new york yankees by bostonsuckscock February 25, 2004

new year's day 

New Year's Day is also reffered to as National Hangover Day because of the fact that everyone and their mother is hungover from the previous night's debauchery.
I love New Year's Eve but I hate National Hangover Day.
new year's day by skankyhoe December 31, 2004

New Jersey 

A state that happens to be across the river from New York City. It catches a lot of shit for this unavoidable accident of geography. If Iowa was across the river from New York City, we'd all be watching "Iowa Shore" right now and making fun of the guidos. In spite of this situation, my unscientific assessment of the asshole population in New Jersey is that the ratio of assholes to regular folks actually places "Jersey" among the more decent of the of American states, ranking somewhere between Tennessee and Colorado, whereas if you gleaned your perception of New Jersey from our popular culture, you might think it was a place as asshole-ridden as Massachusetts or Florida.

Overall, a great place to be from. It is affluent, highly-educated, and densely populated but down-to-earth and diverse. The best ethnic food is in New Jersey. Every celebrity you can think of is from New Jersey. Bruce Springsteen wrote a lot of songs about getting the fuck out of New Jersey, but continues to represent by living there, so recognize.
New Jersey by Jim Florio February 4, 2010