Moisty mike

When someone sits in the middle of a circle getting cummed on while change gets thrown at them

example: want to do a moisty mike tonight

by Moisty mike dad March 14, 2018

mike ox small

If you say it fast it's "my cock small"
People also use this for fake ass trends

Cashier: "Can I get a name for that one?"
Person: "its just Mike ox small"
Cashier: "Ok ill call when it's ready"
Cashier: "ORDER FOR MY COCKS SMALL"
Cashier: "No..."

by Imthehamman June 11, 2023

Bald Mike

THE ABOMINATION OF THE BALD VERSION OF MIKE DIRNT, ALSO IS HOMOPHOBIC

AYO, WHOS THAT HOMOPHOBIC BALD PERSON OVER THERE?
THAT MUST BE BALD MIKE

by WEASTT June 26, 2021

Mike Cusumano

Taking cheese anally

Give him a Mike Cusumano

by 800 zone April 06, 2017

mike rizzo

The GM for the Washington Nationals. Also known to be the biggest bitch of 2021 for having a fire sale in DC

Mike Rizzo sold the entire roster like bombs in Pakistan

by Anditus August 02, 2021

salty mike

A cunt wagon used in ww1 for masturbating

My uncle had a salty mike in his mouth.

by The Aid Giver November 21, 2016

Mike quilter

Every group has one: the guy that gets so drunk and tries to pick up every girl that is not even old enough to watch MA movies. Also he is the groups biggest pest and has a pin dick.

fuck my life here comes the mike quilter

by johndeereo May 28, 2011