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took a jackson

When you try to make it to the toilet on time for a nasty shit but fail, soiling yourself. In honor of Ravens QB Lamar Jackson who experienced a very public episode of this during a game in 2020.
That Indian food tore me up, I ran like hell for the bathroom but took a Jackson instead. Now I need new pants.
by NorseStar November 9, 2022
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Jackson Honderick

It is said, if there was a book written about his life , you could die from shock , he once said find out the one thing in life you don't do well, and then don’t do itthose who know him would say he truly is the most interesting man in the world.
I wish i could be like Jackson honderick he truly is what a man should aspire to be like
by Flashlight April 26, 2023
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jackson jackson

Jackson's are hot (see: jackson, dump-truck ass) but what happens when someone's a Jackson Jackson?? You double all the attributes of Jackson. Sexy, caring, hot, gentle, funny, creative, otherworldly attractiveness - all doubled. He's got amazing abilities and a magic demeanor that sweeps you off your feet. Jackson Jacksons can do anything they want in this world. Beautiful people who take your breath away and if you're lucky they'll bless you with a love that lifts your heart and make it sing. If you have a Jackson Jackson in your life, you are one lucky b.
Haskell: Omg is that Jackson Jackson? He is so god damn attractive. And a true artist.
Salome: He's Jackson Jackson alright, I'm in love.
by bunsofsteel23 April 12, 2020
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Jacob Jackson

He is short and kind of smelly but is a nice person and has good vocals. He is incredibly good at singing and can beat ANYONE at uno.

He's good at cross country (not really)

He is the best at sugar dusting, and will challenge anyone
by gobbygrape September 1, 2020
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Jackson + Karleigh

Jackson + Karleigh- Soulmates.
“Jackson + Karleigh are adorable together! They need to get married like rn!”
by urmomisthebomb.com<3 December 18, 2021
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Jackson Burns

Known for the most "Setups," in the world. Also known for the "wettest balls" in the world.
by Rocket Leauge God April 23, 2018
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Pull a Jackson

To either fiend for nicotine/marijuana (cigarettes, vapes, blunts, bowls, etc) and ask everyone to bum a smoke or hit their vape; or to crash the fuck out to the highest degree.
“Yo, can I ‘Pull a Jackson’ and hit your vape?”
by Fart noises March 1, 2025
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