Jack Daniel

Yes, this is a Jack Daniel writing this. Hello. So, uhm, a Jack Daniel is someone who prefers to be called Daniel rather than Jack, and yeah, he can seem a bit timid at first, but once you get to know the lad, he's actually quite funny and sociable once he finally expresses himself. Jack is a great guy. Like a great guy, yeah, he makes mistakes at times. But he's Jack Daniel after all. Or should I say Daniel Jack???????

He doesn't want to be mistaken as:
Jak Daniel
Jak Danyul
JackD
Jack Danyul
DJ
Danyul Jak
Danyul Jack
Daniel Jak
Or anything weird like that....
JD is absolutely fine. Or call him Jak. IDCC.

Jack Daniel for the win-win.

by Brotaztics_ February 6, 2020

Dirty Jack

Playing jerking off on a cracker with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi but you lose on purpose.

“Hey man what where you doing last night I saw u where hanging out with Adam Sandler and Steve Buscemi”
“I was just doing a dirty Jack”

by Big J-man August 28, 2021

jack conrad

a guy named jack conrad.

jack conrad wrote this

by conrad jack August 3, 2012

Jack Harrington

When you cum in a Girl and hit a 360 noscope at the same time

I did a jack Harrington in last nights cod game.

My girlfriend was so happy when I did a jack harrington

by Jack Harrington May 31, 2016

Jack the Crack

Any man or woman who is so inept in the kitchen that they chew on frozen pizza bruv. if they've had too much to drink and need to throw up, they will proceed to take down their trousers revealing their crack, thus the name. You know when a jack the crack is elated as they say "decent". A JC loves to fight for their own entertainment and youll know when they are up for it by them yelling "cooooome on". They are especially horny for larger woman and look for a "bad B with a big back". A Jack the Cracks street slang comes from their desperation to escape their loving white middle class family. All in all a decent geezer.

" is that a jack the crack fighting again in the courtyard with his trousers down?"

by eggybastard123 February 4, 2021

Creme Jacking

Licking out the contents for a Creme Egg, filling the contents with semen and having a sexual partner eat said egg.

My girlfriend and I were bored at home one day, she was a little peckish so I treated her to a spot of Creme Jacking.

by UGotCunted161 July 17, 2019

Doing a Jack

Acting like a right twat and triple dropping ecstasy pills

I’m Doing a Jack see you in the welfare tent

by Juro94 August 28, 2019