tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Wanna-bean

Often used as "wanna-be" , which originates from the ancient bean word "wanna-bean" to describe an impostor trying to be as cool as beans. Nothing can be cooler than cool beans. Beans have been cool since before beans were called beans.

Man.. that guy is trying too hard. He's such a wanna-bean.

by Detective dick Damian August 18, 2017

Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

bouncing the bean

Slapping the testicles with all your strength

She khe said she was gonna keep bouncing the bean.

by Beanbouncer101 February 2, 2018

Freezing Beans

The cooler, colder definition of the term "cool beans".

Joe-Bob: Hey when's that party on Saturday?
Pauly: 9p.m

Joe-Bob: Freezing Beans!

by Wuajn Aizek September 14, 2011

cool beans

Cool beans is a phrase mainly used by Cathi

Somebody: This is shit
Cathi: Cool beans!

by chrisfromsupport July 16, 2020

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012