Dutch bird

Proper filthy girls

-Have you ever done it with a dutch bird?

-Yeah, I fingered one and she shit down my arm.

by chick bang boom April 18, 2018

Dutch hookah

Farting into a cpap

I gave her a Dutch hookah by farting into her cpap while she was sleeping

by Intensewrench December 23, 2023

Dutch ass pianist

A tall ass Dutch pianist, who is a smartass and misuses the word cracker.

Man this Dutch ass pianist just called my 1 year old son a cracker.

by Emirat October 26, 2019

Dutch warship

A dutch gutter but including 3 or more people on a couch.

Ikea couches are not rated to withstand a Dutch warship.

by Good luck bru June 14, 2022

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

Dutch Train

That feeling when you suddenly remember about a completely inappropriate sexual advance in the workplace

Sam I just thought I'd mention that I'd completely forgotten about that

Oh thanks Joe I'd also completely forgotten about that. What a Dutch train!

by JonWilson November 7, 2019

Dutch Gas Chamber

Dutch Gas Chamber
Farting in an actual sauna.

I was sitting in the sauna at the gym and some guy in there turned it into a Dutch Gas Chamber.

by soccs11 January 5, 2025