February 11

Grab/Fuck your best friend day

“ Hey Alissa, It’s February 11. Wanna F*ck?”

by raccoonfarts February 10, 2022

February 11

National sex day.
Where you get to have sex with anyone you want and they cant say no.

Hey its February 11th!
What about it?
Its national sex day silly!

by @Cahmoney3000 February 10, 2022

February 15

National no valentine day

February 15 is for people who didn't have a valentine on Valentines Day

by isuckballs69 February 10, 2022

February 13

the most beautiful boy/girl was born on this day. they are kind, caring, funny, smart, and super supportive. they can turn your frown upside down instantly. they are easy to hang around and become friends with, love to read and write, and get along with people that treat them right. this person is upfront and honest and isnt afraid to hold back how they're feeling.

Girl 1: "Do you know Mena Suvari? She's so cool!
Girl 2: Yeah, she was born on February 13th.

by bookbrains February 10, 2022

February 22

national slap your teacher day.

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it

by crispy.poop February 10, 2022

February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”

Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*

by Felt salty February 11, 2022

February 14

Women slap
We beat

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready

by Felt salty February 11, 2022