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February 11

“ Hey Alissa, It’s February 11. Wanna F*ck?”
by raccoonfarts February 10, 2022
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February 11

National sex day.
Where you get to have sex with anyone you want and they cant say no.
Hey its February 11th!
What about it?
Its national sex day silly!
by @Cahmoney3000 February 10, 2022
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February 15

February 15 is for people who didn't have a valentine on Valentines Day
by isuckballs69 February 10, 2022
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February 13

the most beautiful boy/girl was born on this day. they are kind, caring, funny, smart, and super supportive. they can turn your frown upside down instantly. they are easy to hang around and become friends with, love to read and write, and get along with people that treat them right. this person is upfront and honest and isnt afraid to hold back how they're feeling.
Girl 1: "Do you know Mena Suvari? She's so cool!
Girl 2: Yeah, she was born on February 13th.
by bookbrains February 10, 2022
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February 22

February 22 is the day you can slap your teacher silly and get away with it
by crispy.poop February 10, 2022
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February 14

Beat bratty women day. Women keep going omggggggg who are you asking out for valentines dayyyyyyyyyyyyyy and I’m just like “I lick myself clean.”
Bratty girl: who are you asking out on February 14th the day of loooooooove!
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
by Felt salty February 11, 2022
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February 14

Bratty girl: *exists*
Me: *Doom music kicks in*
February 14

Get ready
by Felt salty February 11, 2022
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