The only stop before going to modern day hell, Juarez. It’s not just a funny word, it’s fkn real!
Not known for much aside from being able to look over the fence into the worst part of Mexico and be grateful the dogs carcasses seen hanging from fence posts for tacos are not what you have to eat., or the headless corpses hanging from bridges.
Probly tits if you want to live large with minor expenses…or work for the only good job in town, Union Pacific.
Not known for much aside from being able to look over the fence into the worst part of Mexico and be grateful the dogs carcasses seen hanging from fence posts for tacos are not what you have to eat., or the headless corpses hanging from bridges.
Probly tits if you want to live large with minor expenses…or work for the only good job in town, Union Pacific.
- Hey guy heard your heading to Eagle Pass for work. If you stop in El-Trash-O. Stop by Anton Chirguh’s casa if you spend any time there.
- Was that a vague reference to Juarez?
- Si mira!!!
- Was that a vague reference to Juarez?
- Si mira!!!
by Boco November 1, 2023
Get the El-Trash-Omug. 
by SoItMineEl April 13, 2024
Get the So It Mine Elmug. Say a father asks to his son
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"
The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".
"Hey son, have you been smoking the Devil's lettuce recently?"
The son would then reply
"No father I'm afraid I haven't but, I have been smoking some of that SSS rated 'El lettuce de lá Satanica' I got from Joe".
by theBLACKelder November 5, 2019
Get the El lettuce de lá Satanicamug. 3 minutes of earrape by a trash DJ called Carnage. Basically, there is a generic buildup, then suddenly Carnage screams "EL DIABLOOO!!!!!!!" and the track descends into lasers and ear rape designed to wreck hearing systems and subwoofers.
by A dying goat February 8, 2019
Get the El diablomug. by iheartradioeatscummage December 9, 2020
Get the el fartegmug. The myth, the man, the coffee-powered machine that somehow stays tired. Tony El Chong Cuey is the guy who drinks triple espressos for breakfast, and still yawns through life like he's been on a 72-hour bender in Vegas. Despite caffeine having zero effect on him, he remains loyal to coffee because it's not about the energy-it's about the grind.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
El Chong Cuey is fearless... except when it comes to one thing: Kaydin Blaeser, the mysterious Polish man who lives rent-free in Tony's mind. Nobody knows what Kaydin did, but the mention of his name makes Tony sweat harder than in a sauna
Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing Tony's lifestyle philosophy? "If you're awake, drink coffee. If you're asleep, dream about drinking coffee." A true hustler, always running on empty, but still managing to get through the day. You drink coffee to wake up, he wakes up to drink coffee.
Man I wish I could be more like Tony El Chong-
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
Dude I stayed in my bed doomscrolling for hours! I pulled a Tony El Chong Cuey
by Caffeine Crusher January 10, 2025
Get the Tony El Chong Cueymug.