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Douche Fuck

When you find a hot douche and you fuck
by Scrub Rekt April 26, 2016
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Cooter Douche

1. A total idiot
2. a good substitution for the "c-word"
Man that guy is being such a cooter douche
by maggie13_49 January 19, 2009
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douche corral

Lets avoid that douche corral and go somewhere else

That bar is a real douche corral

All the d-bags congregate at the local douche corral across the street
by sdmama January 16, 2014
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Douche-Wagon

Dude you're a fucking Douche-Wagon.
by BigBootyButtBalls June 12, 2017
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Douche Horn

The Douche Horn is that cliche air horn sound that is only played by people who don't realize it's not 2009 anymore, and/or still think it's cool.

It serves as a "musical" stinger or stab when someone doesn't can't think of something clever and is happy to copy something that may have been interesting a long time ago. For example, if you search YouTube for "DJ Airhorn Sound Effect" you'll find a sample which demonstrates the sound and which has been around since 2016.....and it's not the first.

It's the audio equivalent of "that's what I'm talking about," "yeah, baby," "that's the ticket," and the Borat "High Five-a."

Simply put...only a douche would play that sound and think it's a good idea after 2014.
That DJ blows. He keeps playing the Douche Horn unironically over the music.
by BeeYell July 8, 2022
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Douche Vessel

a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel

Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel

Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
by TheJewdiMaster March 9, 2010
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douche bag

a man of great intelligence with a weird obsession with the color purple. he goes by several different aliases and usually roles with a butt buddy at all times. known to suck the life out of a room and offend women with the slightest of ease.
''who is that guy? he totally just killed the party.''

''oh thats adam, hes a real douche bag''
by pooder =) May 21, 2009
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