dick haggler

A person who is obsessed with finding a guy with the best dick possible. They haggle over the price (the characteristics of the guy) and try to determine if the guy is worth the dick.

Tom was going to propose to Melissa until he found out she was a dick haggler and knew he didn't have enough to compensate for his average member.

by nicheh October 17, 2013

Dick Smacker

an event, party,or social gathering where there is primarily or all males.

Rob: Hey man I was thinking about stopping by your party. Is there a lot of girls there?

James: It's just a bunch of dudes right now.

Rob: Ah sounds like a real dick smacker

by ROBICON April 29, 2010

popular dick

When a girl wants to have sex with a guy only because he's popular

P1:"Why did Stacey and Kayden get back together?"

P2:"I guess she loves taking popular dick."

by The Great Kidhead June 8, 2016

dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

by Findarr January 10, 2017

Dick Snorkling

The act of giving a blowjob underwater.

You Dick Snorkling whore! I saw you give him a blowjob in the jacuzzi last week!

by Ieatbeefcurtains January 17, 2011

Keagans Dick

Scientific: this is displacement measured by the length of time light photons take to pass round yo mama's fat forehead.
Regular: that type of shit that make the girls dick drunk and lockjaw. It is commonly seen playing baseball with the moon but it can sometimes be seen in the constellations, a "heavenly body" of sorts.

Yolanda: OMG!!! LAST NIGHT'S PARTY WAS LIT! CAN YOU BELIEVE I GOT SOME OF DAT KEAGAN DICK
Rashanda: YOU TALKING ABOUT KEAGANS DICK?
Yolanda: HELLS YA SISTA!!
*proceeds to high five *

by y'all_reddy_know September 13, 2016

battle dick

When your dick turtles up in moments of extreme athletic combat.

Bro, homeboy almost tackled me and I got battle dick like a motherfucker.

by Dr. T. Urtle July 20, 2019