no dab december

Where no one can dab for December, basically heaven

Ben: dabs
Saffron: haha u lost no dab December get good lol
Ben: what’s that
Saffron: where ur actually cool

by Cyan_Kyden October 2, 2020

december 10th

hold hands with your girlfriend

girlfriend:sends screenshot of december 10th thing
boyfriend :what’s that for

girlfriend: december 10th

by hot moms December 9, 2021

December 13th

Are u bored of ur short friends slapping u on december 10th? Then December 13th is slap your short friends day.

Slap Your Short Friend Day December 13th

by Atestheurbanlegend December 9, 2021

December 25

ITS FUCKING KRIMUH BITCH DID YOU THINK ITS FUCKING SLAP YOUR BEST FRIENDS ASS DAY OR SOMETHING YOU STUPID IDIOT

Me: “Yooo Ashlyn guess what day it is!!”
Ashlyn: “Oh yeah it’s December 25, slap your bff ass da-“
Me: “NO YOU STUPID FUCKING BITCH ITS KRIMUH!!”

by A person what did u think December 23, 2021

december 7th

The prettiest girls were born this day. They’re always innocent but extremely beautiful and sexy. Don’t let a december 7th baby get away.

a: wow, she’s so sexy I think it’s ment to be
b: boy, she’s a december 7th girl what did u expect?

by heeeey November 24, 2019

27 December

On this very day, you MUST make your profile picture a maid to appreciate those hard working maids of the world. Then make it butler pfps the day after to appreciate the butlers of the world.

souper: 'Why is your profile picture a character in a maid dress??"
iedoll: 'Because its 27 december!'
souper: "OH YEA!"

by axolotl tenko December 19, 2021

December 10th

National slap your boyfriends ass day

*slaps ass* Hey! Why would you do that :(

It's December 10th! Which is national slap your boyfriends ass day!

by OliverBark December 8, 2021