Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.
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Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
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Expired. And mushed at the bottom of the pile.
You’ve had candies like that before. IN SHAMEEEEEE.
#forShameeee #LionKing2 #icriedlikealittlegirl #thecandymanstrikesAGAINNN #takemycandyandrunplznty #bye
Don’t eat that CandyMan candy dude. That shit nastyyyy bro.
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
他妈的他嘛的她马的它骂 ¥500
I ate a CandyMan candy yesterday and now I’ve been getting the shits since second period. It’s dinner time fml.
Wanna do the CandyMan down at JJ Bean? I heard they have large tip jars..... Especially the one on the Drive.... BYOC
*Event created*
What’s your favourite candy?
Oh man prob Reese’s I’m be the CandyMan of the candy world. 🍭
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