Cubanfail

Inspired by Mark Cuban, to massively, utterly, and continually fail at something.

There's major cubanfail by Mark Cuban again as his Dallas Mavericks NBA basketball team fails to sign a single big free agent after blowing up the 2011 championship team, screwing his fan base, and forcing star Dirk Nowitzki to play out his career with a bunch scraps.

by thewhatfilesman August 3, 2013

cubby muffin

The cutest and most adorable puppy ever to be born a human. Also a delicious treat that can be eaten taw

I need to find me a cubby muffin to cuddle, STAT

by El gemelo October 7, 2013

Cubber

Derived from the acronym, CUBR, or "Crazy Uncle Bob Republicans." Thought to refer to the phenomenon that many Republicans resemble nothing so much as your "Crazy Uncle Bob," muttering to himself in the corner of the dining room, embarrassing the family.

"The problem with the Republican Party today isn't even so much the Tea Party as the Cubbers. These are people who believe in social Darwinism without even believing in Darwin."

by Aurelian February 23, 2014

cubebushed

Ambushed by a coworker at your cube

Bobby just cubebushed me looking for the February YTD expense report.

by Bergy37 March 18, 2014

Cubsko

A person who is awesome, down for anaything, and generally one of the best people you can know.

You're a true "Cubsko"

by A Cubsko April 29, 2014

Cubic Area

In an open floor-plan office, or cube farm, the space that includes one's cubicle, along with the area immediately adjacent.

"Is Miranda coming to the meeting?" "Yes. She just stopped by her cubic area to dejaculate."

"I hate it when I'm trying to work and people stand around my cubic area talking."

"My cubic area's a mess; I'm going to have to stay late and tidy it."

"If my cubic area were any smaller, it would be a veal pen."

by garthlomew May 20, 2014

cuban breakfast

Black coffee and a few lines of coke

Didn't get home till 6am, had to be at work at 7, so a Cuban breakfast was definitely needed.

by Tecolote32 April 25, 2014