Dry aged beef

Dry beef coming from the family cow, who was passed down through generations.

Sister: are we having dry aged beef tonight?
Dad: yes, we killed Clancy, the family cow, for it
Sister: oh, yum!

by Epic Cool Guy May 25, 2020

Semen beef challenge

a viral challenge from the 1960's. when someone ejaculates in a Tupperware container, then put the semen through intensive fitness to get beefed up

try the semen beef challenge

by Tablecloth_wanker March 23, 2020

Beef Hula Hoop

A small penis in a loose pussy.

His small dick slid round and round her beef hula hoop.

by Veg Raid20 September 19, 2020

Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022

Korean Beef Queef

A fabled angelic sound, that causes your heart to instantaneously explode when ejecting your cock from a Korean hooker.

The legendary Australian cricketer knew he fucked up, when he heard the beautiful, but fatal sound, of the Korean Beef Queef.

by Madbasha June 3, 2022

jerk-id beef

An old english term used nowadays for beef jerky.

Old: Question not thy clams nor thy jerk-id beef, tis' a favorite of thy fiend maker and thy fiend.

New: Hey ya'll, I b fo' shizzilin' for some jerk-id beef here!

by helga October 16, 2003

Speak Your Beef

To open a dialogue with someone you have a problem with

You got a problem? Speak your beef, bro.

by maestroofmisanthropy July 23, 2017