Mr. Beans

The most unfunny human being on earth with the worst come backs. Also known as Lesley.

Shut the fuck Mr. Beans no one thinks your funny.

by GuyWhoWorksatDenny January 26, 2022

Wanna-bean

Often used as "wanna-be" , which originates from the ancient bean word "wanna-bean" to describe an impostor trying to be as cool as beans. Nothing can be cooler than cool beans. Beans have been cool since before beans were called beans.

Man.. that guy is trying too hard. He's such a wanna-bean.

by Detective dick Damian August 18, 2017

bouncing the bean

Slapping the testicles with all your strength

She khe said she was gonna keep bouncing the bean.

by Beanbouncer101 February 2, 2018

Cool Beans

Cool beans is a person, who has taken an excessive amounts of drugs on New Year's Eve (most likely cocaine) and does the running as well as doing the biggest jumps in the air as possible while clapping his hands out of time with the music. Cool beans most popular spot is the Octogon, Dunedin at New Year's Eve.

Woah, cool beans is at the octogon again.

by coolasbeans01 December 31, 2016

tard bean

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Freezing Beans

The cooler, colder definition of the term "cool beans".

Joe-Bob: Hey when's that party on Saturday?
Pauly: 9p.m

Joe-Bob: Freezing Beans!

by Wuajn Aizek September 14, 2011

pork and beans

When you take a girl out on a fancy outing and get laid afterward (pork) but you didn't have to pay for it (beans).

Bro; "Dude, did you get any pork from Stacie after Benihana last night?"

Dude: "Hell yeah, bro. Plus, she put it all on her dad's Amex--I didn't have to pay a dime!"

Bro: "Dude, pork *AND* beans!"

Dude: "Pork and beans, brother. Pork and beans."

by maverick_survivalist July 25, 2012