when your having sex and push your woman on the ground and tie her legs and scream im going to go have sex with your mother/sister she will chase you like a angry snake
by forkman11 March 12, 2022

While the man goes down on an angry woman and she grabs both of his ears and rub his face against her vagina like clothes on a washboard.
My girlfriend must be mad at me because after I gave her an angry dragon, she bloodied my lip with the angry washboard.
by Saidwoohoo April 23, 2015

to wanna fuck a angry bird
guy#1:yeah i love angry birds i think i’m angry bird sexual
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
guy#2: shut the hell up you fat little meal worm
by Ima dumbass December 25, 2021

Noun. A man that hits on you based only on your looks. As soon as he is rejected he becomes and insults everything about you, including the compliments he just gave you. Aka, someone who has a hard time getting laid. Or can describe a man who is angry because he never gets laid but desires to be so.
Did you hear that guy? He got so mad because I didn’t give him my number then called me fat. What an angry pervert!
by Ikkinay Elaneyday February 1, 2023

by Y0wman December 5, 2020

Doggie style sex position that climaxes by pulling your finger out of her butt and drawing a clover on her lower back
by Irish eyes are rolling December 9, 2022

The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
“Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020
