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Thot

Do you have a thot?
A what?
Clearly not if you don’t know what it is. Idiot.
by kpop_ July 28, 2018
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Thot

Stands for "That Hoe On Tip", normally very dangerous, bites can be fatal; you need to watch out for these crazy bitches.
*In Mongolian Desert*
Jerry: "Oh shit is that a thot?"
Thot: *bites Jerry's tip*
Jerry: *Fucking dies*
by Lil Bigwood23 November 3, 2019
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Icy Thot

When a female is sucking a guys sick and keeps his lower half hot while an air conditioner blows on his top half, keeping him cold.
Last night, she gave me the icy thot and it blew my mind, dude.
by SgtNeal66741 July 10, 2018
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Ur dog a thot

This insult is worse than ur family tree lgbt everytime this is said a blackhole will appear in front of the person who said this
Boston:ur mom gay
Houston:ur dad lesbian
Boston:ur sister a mister
Houston:ur brother a mother
Boston:ur granny tranny
Houston:ur grandpap a trap
Boston:ur family tree lgbt
Houston:ur ancestors an incestors
Boston:ur homie a homo
Houston:ur dog a thot
*blackhole appears whole universe get sucked*
by ryuisreal May 16, 2018
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T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control)

This is when a woman whom has kids with another man wants to wait until marriage before ever having sex ever again with her successors.
Look at this fuck-shit meme, it says "I am a single mother with two kids. However, I will wait 'til marriage to have sex again." TF?!?!! Is this some T.D.C. (Thot Damage Control) and shit?!?
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Thot

Scientific Name: Thotisucadic

Pronounced: Thoty-succ-a-dick
Characteristics:

Always a female, unless a male undergoes intense hormone therapy and has his penis removed, because as we know possessing that which thots crave makes you immune to becoming one.

Characterized by breathing and a general sense of existence.
Nurse: DOCTOR! Take a look at this.
Doctor: *Looks at mother with despair gleaming from his eyes, as if the gates of limbo had opened before him* I'm...so sorry.
Mother: What's wrong Doctor?
Doctor: It's a baby girl and I'm sorry to say... she's breathing and as we all know, IF SHE BREATHS SHE's A THOT.
by Theonlywhitepuertorican May 25, 2018
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Thots

Tomorrow is thot day and I will get laid
thots are people that think they are hard
by Gauji October 17, 2019
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