Dutch Jew

A man who refuses to take his wife/girlfriend out to dinner. He will only go if they split the bill.

Marco is a dutch jew, he makes her pay for 1/2 of the dinner check.

by CT Finest October 1, 2013

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post jew

A person of Jewish origin who does not believe and or practice the Jewish religion.

Person A: I'm Jewish.

Person B: Do you go to Synagogue?

Person A: Nay, I am a post Jew.

by marcusmaximus June 1, 2024

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See, excuses DO work sometimes! Look at that! Things that work for "Jews" don't work for "Men!" That's wild because because when I was like 'Hey, I don't rape' you were all like 'Not all men isn't a good enough excuse! Meh! Rape bad! Men Rape!'

Hym "But NOW... Not all Jews is a pretty good Goddamn excuse isn't it? The Jews are doing a genocide and it kind of makes it seem like Jews bad but ACTUALLY... Not Jews bad. Actually that. Not all Jews do a genocide. And some of the other Jews are like 'Boo genocide!' And then their like 'You can't do a genocide, Bad Jew! Argh! Aww shucks!' And then they do pretend genocide with their wives on the weekends."

by Hym Iam June 9, 2025

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Self-hating Jew

A self-hating Jew is a Jew that seeks to dissociate from their own unresolved trauma by identifying with the enemy and advocating for the destruction of Judaism (and Israel) altogether. They experienced so much pain at the hands of anti-semites that they have literally turned against their own heritage.

Nothing scares me more than a self-hating Jew, because he has actually turned against himself and his own people.

by Enrealment March 15, 2025

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