When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022
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by Fa Fa January 2, 2008
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by LIVELIFE&EATPHALANGES January 28, 2024
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by Adbraham hitler June 13, 2018
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by Mongolian Threat Singer June 8, 2016
Get the vacation dick mug."Dick Vision" is a tongue-in-cheek phrase used when someone hilariously and unexpectedly finds themselves noticing phallic shapes in the most ordinary objects around them. Picture this: you're walking down the street, and suddenly every lamp post, bottle, or even oddly shaped vegetables at the market starts looking suspiciously like a cartoonish rendition of male genitalia. It's like having a funny pair of glasses on that turns the world into a hidden adult-themed comedy show. This term is usually used among friends for a good laugh, highlighting the quirky and sometimes absurd human tendency to find patterns in random things.
As Toni burst into laughter pointing at the closed umbrella, one of her friends chimed in with a smirk, "Oh no, Toni's got Dick Vision! Watch out, she's on a roll – soon even the hot dogs and cucumbers will be part of her phallic parade!"
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