my joke

Every single thing,

someone: Why did the chicken cross the road
You: That's my joke
or
Someone: clean your room
You: That's my joke

by thehawkatnoon November 14, 2019

Where's my poker?

Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.

Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.

by jacob911prey May 7, 2025

my fast vlogs

My fast vlogs viral

My fast vlogs 2022

by Raushn kumar September 20, 2022

Because that's on my resume

Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.

Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.

Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.

by Ediberto May 21, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

Biting my balls

Something said when someone is pressuring you into doing something you don’t want to do.

Can you stop biting my balls please

by Millycarn May 26, 2025

My child

Something parents say that translates to 'my slave'. It is usually used to make themselves look good

Mother: my child, wash the dishes

by Hiwho September 21, 2025