You pulling my craig

When someone is joshing you, or pulling a prank

“Are you pulling my craig”

by MaxxyP October 3, 2025

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023

not my boy

When Someone sees somethinq/someone they dnt like on/with there friend
or

if there homie is with an uqly smut or Female.

examp.
Male ; Yeo , who is that my guy ?
Friend ; My new shawty .
Male ; haha . Not My Boy

examp.2
male; why the fck ya posinq like that? Not My Boy

by JazzzDoee July 18, 2011

diddle my skiddle

A word invented in a song from the sketch show "betch" .

Listen to the song-"diddle my skiddle " .

by Mega meg May 30, 2017

tickle my gizzard.

A term referring to the feeling when you experience extreme joy and elation from something your favorite person did. It could be a look, or something they say, that causes the chest palpitations from extreme love.

(After laughing out loud), you sure tickle my gizzard.

by Jalecl June 4, 2023

Mith My Jontreen

A synonym for the phrase "jerk my penis", often used in a more causal tone amongst friends.

Friend: hey you smell bad.
You: Why don't you go Mith My Jontreen, fucker.

by heroinjemmyTNT November 15, 2022

spam my meat

spam my meat is a song created by the band *xxflamer_gamer360xx spam my meat does not have anything to do with beating your meat it means to spam a keyboard

im gonna spam my meat to kill this guy

by yoboirerere February 27, 2023