dick

my dad.

kaelyn’s dad is a dick

by weinasniffer July 5, 2022

Dicked Down December

DDD is time for all my non-single ladies to get Dicked Down by their man on December.

"Hey, tomorrowis December 1st so it's gonna be Dicked Down December"
"Really? I should talk to my girlfriend about this, hope she doesn't mind getting dicked down"

by marieioll November 2, 2023

kyle's dick

a massive object

kyle's dick is so big

by bigdickjamey August 5, 2023

Suck a dick

When you suck a dick. Used as offensive phrase. Used as uhhhh some other shit.

Suck a dick, Lucas. Oh fuck you, go suck a dick Lucas. Lmao man go fucking suck a dick bro!

by 69Xx_Non_Gay_Dick_Sucker_xX69 July 19, 2023

Levious Dick

A mispelling of "Devious Lick" to bypass the TikTok Community Guidelines. Doesn't always work

I tried tagging my TikTok #levious and Levious Dick. But it still got taken down

by lolmaster444 February 27, 2025

urban dick-less

a state of such profound boredom because there are no males around to fondle/no females in the vicinity to remind a male he does in fact still have a working package. the bored person then spends the majority of the day reading urban dictionary definitions and laughing in a rocking fashion to themselves. and perhaps also scaring off their cat/cobra/rock

"I wore my pink socks yesterday to sleep and felt like a princess!"~ normal person with a social life in everyday conversation.

*hysterical laughter* ~person formerly in a state of such profound boredom...

"Ha.. what?"

"You said 'pink sock'! you know..."

"no..."

"oh... man, i clearly have been urban dick-less for too long."

by Roscoe Chanciepants October 23, 2011

Dick cheese

A misheard version of Fixies, a Russian CGI Kids show.

My daughter googled Dick cheese instead of Fixies on YouTube Kids.

by Simpson sLover69 March 7, 2022