Can of whop-ass

A typical shelf-stable can of whop-ass, a substance known to obliterate those who oppose it.

"I'm gonna open up a can of whop-ass on you!

by JackofJacks November 29, 2022

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friendly ass ypsi boy

a man whore from ypsilanti michigan who flirts with the entirety of the city

akili, you are such a friendly ass ypsi boy

by ypsi michigan March 4, 2022

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String ass crack

Boys black booty hole

I was mad the other day so I was like fuck it I’m fixed to try some string ass crack to make my husband jealous.

by Booty taker May 23, 2023

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Goofy ass Mf

1) someone who is looking hella stupid tries to roast you or someone else.

2) someone who says some stupid ass thing.
3) someone who does some stupid ass thing.

Ex:1
Man, Devon really be acting like a Goofy ass Mf. He's been saying some stupid ass things.

Ex:2
Alex: ay yo I hear Devon has been acting like a goofy ass Mf recently.
Jacob: yeah no he has been trying to roast us, yet he looks like Maui and acts all goofy.

by BNFSAgeless May 10, 2022

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ass-hole surprise

Ass-hole surprise, the act of quickly and without warning, ramming your penis and or dildo into an unsuspecting females anus.

"Man, Jessica was so pissed, when I gave her an ass-hole surprise"

by Christianusaf July 23, 2016

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I've got charm comin' out of my ass

An expression used by a charming/cute human being, of course i'm not talking about YOU (the reader of this post)

Person 1: "So... Have you asked that girl out yet?"
Not the reader: "Yeah, and she said yes!"
Not the reader: "What can I say? I've got charm comin' out of my ass"

by Honestly_iForgor July 6, 2023

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