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Teetle ass

A disease that affects the anus and surrounding tissue, enlarging the tissue around the anus
Dude my mom is so thick, I think she’s got teetle ass.
by Realactualhuman December 20, 2020
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Slap ass friday

Slap as many ass's as possible on Friday Feb fith
*moans* how dare you its not even slap ass Friday😠😠😠
by Slapper of ass February 4, 2021
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ass grabbery

Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.
Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.

or

Someone: You have a girlfriend now?

Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?
by scarebearface March 14, 2011
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Faggot ass nigger

A gay Black person who cockblocks another Black person from having heterosexual sex with someone. A gay Black man that commits sexual abuse, or rape towards another Black man. A gay Black person.
Tyrone cockblocked Jamal. He’s a faggot ass nigger.
by DemonPeachxBlade January 21, 2025
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Dollar up the ass

Money wasted on something ridiculous, like wiping your butt.
Johnnie: I just bought some new Jake Paul merch! Now I can show everyone that I'm a big Jake Pauler!
Gary: That's another dollar up the ass.
by dickey6969 June 17, 2018
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Ass

The words I wish I could say.
The words I wish I’d hear.
The more time that goes by…
Confirms it was my imagination in high gear.

The looks I try to see…
But never you are looking at me…
Once again reality

Screaming I am not his she…

Here and there I make them move
Oh how I wished it was you too….
But that appears to be yet another untrue.
And just coincidences I created on a heart gone cuckoo…
No matter an imagination or a cuckoo heart…
My love for you will never part…
I have loved you from the start…

An ass I have definitely made of me…
That is true love…
You believe in the dream…
Always ….
by Time2024 May 1, 2025
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