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pong ass teke

A pong ass teke is a womans vagina with an unpleasant and pungent odour.
Eah bro, I macked her bare hard but shes got a pong ass teke cuz.
by Gopnyk Boi January 12, 2021
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Paula Dean Your Ass

Telling a black person they have insulted a white person
Nick Cannon, white people need to Paula Dean your ass regarding your white face character
by stone wall Jackson May 4, 2014
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Asphodel-ass

bland and uninteresting; middle-of-the-road with no distinguishing features. Sometimes implies it is likely to be forgotten.

Etymology: A reference to the Fields of Asphodel from Greek Mythology. It is the afterlife where normal people go, as opposed with absolutely terrible people who go to tartarus, and good people who go to elysium. In some works, those in asphodel are the only ones to lose their memories, as any asphodel-ass song is easily forgotten.
Any asphodel-ass song I’m just gonna forget though.
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by Put you are Name here March 17, 2023
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Bagel in the ass

Whenever you get pulled over and given a ticket.
Person 1: Aw man, I just got given a ticket for goin' 126 miles per hour in a school zone.
Person 2: Oof, that police officer just put a bagel in the ass.
by BigDog823 November 2, 2019
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sit ass

sit ass (verb - intransitive) - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (own's) ass".
Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.
by often delighted February 24, 2022
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garbage ass hoe

A woman who sleeps with men just for their looks. Or, a woman who just wanna get high and fuck all the time.
“ mane that garbage ass hoe so going bruh.”
“ mane all that garbage ass hoe wanna do is get high and suck sum dick.”
by Sumuneverhad June 25, 2021
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National Eat Ass Day

On April 13, it’s National Eat Ass Day where everyone eats ass
Doctor: “you have pinkeye”
Me: “it’s okay it was National Eat Ass Day
by Crystoops April 12, 2019
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