Gun Lap

A pimped out lap dance for gangstas.

Did ya hear what Josh did to this one girl?
No, what?
He gave her a Gun Lap.
Dude, that's chill.

by LivingUndead666 January 23, 2011

Cum Gun

You have water gun that shoots cum

Man you have a nice Cum Gun

by Bigdudesonme April 19, 2023

Scared boy with a gun

1. A little kid (5-10) who is home alone watching TV until someone breaks in, the boy hears this and grabs his dads gun he does not know how to use it but he's gonna protect his home even if he can. holding the gun had made him so scared he peed in his pants/underwear. 2. One of the things an alternate said to a character in the mandela catalogue.

1. That scared boy with a gun news report was crazy, i can't believe a 5 year old kid tried to shoot a gun!
2. Scared boy with a gun, sound familiar?

by Sol heman December 20, 2023

Robbed in daylight no guns

When you go to a store that up charges you for shit return.

I was just robbed in daylight no guns from going to fucking bougie grocery store erehwon for their $30 bottle water and $50 hamburger that was all mid 😭😭

by CUMSE April 2, 2024

Bronkhorstspruit gun barrel

(This is most effective when you have been holding in a piss) When you purchase a sounding rod off of amazon, preferably a cheap and stainless steel rod. grab the rod and a consenting 3rd party and shove the rod up their ass and twist it to collect shit in the ridges of the rod. Once a moderate amount of shit has been collected on the rod, proceed to insert said rod into your erect penis and start masturbating. Try to edge for about half an hour until your penis starts to swell up and start to burn. Once you feel that you have reached this milestone, stop edging and let your penis go soft. Once its soft, start to piss. Since you have a rod up there, most of the piss will remain in your shaft. Now, continue to masturbate until you ejaculate. Now, as soon as you ejaculate you have to quickly remove the rod, this will cause a volatile load comprised of shit, piss, puss and cum to be blasted onto your partners face

Yo! Me and stacy got bored so we hit the bronkhorstspruit gun barrel! She such a freak

by dig bick123 August 18, 2024

gas station gun

A firearm that isn't the best in quality, basically something you can buy at a fucking gas station just like it's gas station sushi; usually found in the sub $200 - $350 range and they have known issues but are not limited to:
Light primer strikes
Iron sights falling off
Firing when dropped
Failure to feed
Failure to extract

Customer: Yo dawg you got that new Taurus G3 in the foudy caliber?

Gun shop employee: Yeah man they're really good for what they are, the best quality gas station guns that you can potentially buy.

by Cokeman234 August 5, 2021

Benioff's Gun

A dramatic principle that states that a prominently featured object, character or plot hook must always end up being irrelevant and go absolutely nowhere, because pointlessly subverting people's expectations is the height of storytelling genius.

"I guess the author kind of forgot about all that massive foreshadowing they did back in Act 1.."
"Nah. It was probably an example of Benioff's Gun..."

by Streetad July 27, 2021