South End Willy

It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear

Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy

by fecalbandit223556762 February 23, 2023

Willy full of water

Term for a need to urinate.

That boy hasn’t gone to the bathroom all day. He must have a willy full of water.

by yd2k October 9, 2023

skittle willy bum

A popular sentence used by year 7's to "insult" someone

Guy: I dont care lmao.

Girl: Shut up you skittle willy bum

by MooshyKun October 12, 2023

Forked wet Willy

A variant of the wet willy but rather than inserting a single, spit upon finger into someone's ear, two spit upon fingers from the same hand are inserted into someone's nostrils.

I gave my dumb sister, Kathleen a forked wet willy right up the nose.

by Brudda20231015 October 14, 2023

Willy-Wrapping

The act of putting a condom on the penis.

Jonquavius: Willy-Wrapping saved me from paying child support!

by John Elden Ring October 16, 2023

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Willy Ham

Name for the The discarded piece skin post circumcision.

"what's for dinner tonight"
"A lovely plate of Willy Ham N Chips" "Fresh from the Mosque / Synagogue"

by GuitarNinja November 8, 2023