seaman slap

A slap in which a man ejaculates on a dead flaccid fish, which is then grabbed by the tail and used as a weapon for slapping random people in the face.

Man: I'm so going to seaman slap my dorm mate while he sleeps

by The artiste May 27, 2014

slapping the hog

Masturbation. Beating your meat

I caught Lex slapping the hog. Sicko badicko!!!

by Skates January 22, 2014

slapping the eggplant

ejaculating semen all over an old Brooklyn woman's face

I was hanging out in hipsterville, when a nice lady offered to cook me a delicious dinner if I started slapping the eggplant.

by LincolnDoc October 08, 2015

Slapped in the sack.

When one gets screwed over.

Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.

Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.

Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.

by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 26, 2011

Slap Cock

slang word referring to the game of badminton; slapping a shuttlecock over the net with paddles

Bro grab a cock and some paddles so we can play some slap cock!

by yungcart September 19, 2017

pooter slap

a striking slap to the pooter with the hand or a blunt object.

i pooter slapped that bitch for taking my parking spot.

by closet johnson January 19, 2009

that hoe slaps

that stuff is good

Have you ever eaten a PB&J? That hoe slaps.

by kswizzleeeee June 27, 2017