weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023

Weed

Smoking · Informal
noun
1.
a wild plant growing where it is not wanted and in competition with cultivated plants.

2. In Scottish slang weed is another word for “sweets” or “candy”

“I really want some weed from the weed shop” said Jimmy so sally

by Sunflower__sun January 11, 2021

weed wanker

Masturbating during or right after smoking pot.

Joe gets so horny when he smokes a bowl, he's such a Weed Wanker.

by Brady boio March 1, 2019

weed

weed is just onkruid

sam: do you want to smoke some weed with me?
henk: no weed is onkruid man

by slapdoel problems October 16, 2021

the weed squad

This term is referred to as either snoop dogs gaggle of bitches Or a group of stoners who hide from the police and have unprotected sex all day.

"Man I hate snoop dog he really made the weed squad sound like bitches."

by Tittyspanker47 March 24, 2017

willie weed

the amount of weed smoked by willie nelson

yes im white

"you bring dat willie weed''

by Ffdjfjf July 12, 2018

weed wacker

slang term for someone who smokes weed a lot, sometimes used derogatorily

''luke is a fucking weed wacker man. I went to his house and his room smelled heavily like weed."

by Bananakittycat July 9, 2025