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by Asherr99 August 21, 2020
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Bitch waffle

1: a person who is both a bitch and a waffle, an insult primarily used by people who know very little sign language and take pride in the fact that the person they are insulting does not know what the hell they are doing.
2: someone who lacks brain cells, was most likely dropped as a child, and can to some degree be a dumb ass.
Scenario 1:
Person 1: your outfit is so ugly

Person 2: Well at least i'm not a *signs bitch waffle*
Person 1 is left anxious and confused.
Scenario 2:
Barbara: Tim is so annoying, I hate how I have to keep cleaning up after his mistakes
Barbara's sole friend and confidanr: Yeah he sounds like a bitch waffle
by stop saying I did 9/11 February 8, 2023
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Jamaican Waffle Stomp

When two men of Jamaican dissent shit in each others, assholes, and then use their penis as some sort of ramrod to pack it down as similar as a civil war cannon being backed down and powdered.
Yo dude you Jamaican waffle stomped me so hard! You available again tonight?!
by GangstaGreg2100 May 20, 2024
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Waffle

Widely known as the name of a popular breakfast food, the word Waffle also describes the most beloved and awesome dog you ever owned. This dog was likely a companion, best friend, and part of the family. You will love other dogs, but they will never be your Waffle. Derived from “Chicken and Waffles,” an exceptionally awesome breakfast dish.
I loved all of the dogs of owned, but Bruno was my Waffle.
by EliaWolff October 25, 2025
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Waffle stomp

Grinding a load of semen into the shower drain
After I was done blessing your shower, I kindly waffle stomped my baby batter down the drain, like a good dad.
by Sex_g August 27, 2020
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waffle bro

by boratthrkazakh November 21, 2021
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waffle barrier

A special kind of material that keeps the smell of waffle out no matter what waffle cant be smelt
That school has a waffle barrier
by Jordanwalker December 21, 2014
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