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Crush virgin

Someone who has never had a crush
I was a crush virgin until I liked this guy... I lost my crush virginity
by Noalpacas May 9, 2021
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basically they wanted to collect every particle of a human female menstrual period cycle to study and analyze the egg that's being discarded through this process but they couldn't ever find a female clean or enough or hygienic enough to work with during these end times...and they look to me for an solution and i had a simple one that i did not offer it and ask them to leave me out of science the study and research of the world around them because its purely can be nonsense and heresy...and its too deep for me to speak on if i wanted to ...i have more important things to worry about instead of an unfertilized rotten egg...just an cliche expression not a true definitive expression because again i have no knowledge of what's going on during this process
do they have to study absolutely everything like that and The Virgin Essence failed experimentation too? they look for a cure in everything but their own shit.
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Virgin Mary Grip

The tightest pussy of them all, indescribable to the common man. one the real ones remember the day she was spread like peanut butter and really tested. Now shall we all pray to the grippiest of them all: نرجو أن نصلي إلى قبضة مريم العذراء المستقيمة من الأسفل التي حررتنا نحن البشر من تفاوتات العدم. آمين
She had some Virgin Mary grip to her
by Shagging Rn December 30, 2023
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Virgin

NOT MEEE!!!!!!!!!
can i geta congrats please

But pray for friend man, he's struggling
by Sillylimpcokk April 10, 2020
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dance virginity

you have never danced with an opposite sex before
"man i lost my dance virginity yesterday at the arts banquet"
by asdfimcoolyolo May 18, 2014
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virgin harry

Sorta like a "virgin Mary", but instead a dude that gives a virgin birth out his ass.
Did you hear? Scientists found a Virgin Harry in Somalia!

Wow, how much did the Baby Poop Jesus weigh?
by segin December 31, 2013
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