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Virgin's Tits

An expression applicable to a wide variety of situations in place of any more vulgar or appropriate sayings. ( primarily as a noun )
Can also be used as an exclamation totally irrelevant to the following sentence.
Man, it's nipppin out! I'm colder than virgin's tits!!

My boss is being a tyrant; he's been making work harder than a virgin's tit lately!!

VIRGIN'S TITS I need to get laid!!
by Dave&SK July 7, 2011
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vag virgin

a female virgin who believes she is versed in sexuality because she has gone down on lots of guys but has never had vaginal intercourse
While riding the bus home from school Britteny whispers to her friend: "Chasity thinks she knows everything about sex and being a 'woman' because she has sucked so many guys, but she is still a vag virgin"
by MiaLia January 6, 2014
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Bone Virgin

A person who has never had a broken bone in their entire life on earth.
I’m very proud to be a bone virgin.
by Tex FPX March 17, 2022
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Virginity corner

A corner in someone’s room dedicated to keeping them a virgin
That guy has a Star Wars themed virginity corner in his room dont sleep with him he’s weird
by Stillbornfetus December 9, 2023
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virgin

Person 1: Lmao youre such a virgin
Person 2: Yes, I'm Tengo.
by anonymous March 21, 2021
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Functioning Virgin

A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
A lot of guys are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to go out of their way to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. Either that or lack confidence.
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
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Virgin

Has the white patriarchal/western culture changed this definition to keep women under their feet?

MAKEDA, QUEEN OF SHEBA - THE QUEEN OF HEAVEN-THE VIRGIN WARRIOR QUEEN

"Ancient moon priestesses were called virgins. "Virgin" meant not married, not belonging to a man a woman who was "one-in-herself." The very word derives from a Latin root meaning strength, force, skill; and was later applied to men: Virile. Ishtar, Diana, Astarte, Isis were all called a virgin, which did not refer to sexual chastity, but sexual independence. And all great culture heroes of the past, mythic or historic, were said to be born of virgin mothers: Marduk, Gilgamesh, Buddha, Osiris, Dionysus, Genghis Khan, Jesus-they were all affirmed as sons of the Great Mother, of the Original One their worldly power deriving from her. When the Hebrews used the word, and in the original Aramaic, it meant "maiden" or "young woman," with no connotations of sexual chastity. But later Christian translators could not conceive of the "Virgin Mary" as a woman of independent sexuality, needless to say; they distorted the meaning into sexually pure, chaste, never touched. When Joan of Arc, with her witch coven associations, was called La Pucelle-"The Maiden," "the Virgin"- the word retained some of its original pagan sense of a strong and independent woman."

The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth
Once upon a time, the word 'virgin' was used specifically to describe a free woman - independent, autonomous, untied.
by Jefe de España October 8, 2018
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